I went shopping for Sven's birthday presents yesterday and ended up having this exchange over some DVDs I'm getting him:

Salesman: "Would you like me to gift wrap them?"
Me: "No thanks, I like to wrap stuff myself."
S: "Makes it harder to guess what it is too. Clever."
M: "Well, you know, he's probably gonna know it's not a pony..."
S: "Who's to say? ( Read more... )